Day 22 in China during the Coronavirus

Hello! There are quite a few points today to be mentioned so let’s begin!

First! Zeus nearly ripped my eye out, another sign of dickness. I was holding him for a nice cuddle and he decided he didn’t want a cuddle anymore. He swiped his claw to go for the hanging light switch! BUT completely missed (good job Zeus) and clawed under my eye instead, my gawd it stung! I thought my whole eye was going to be dripping with blood but actually, it was tears from where my eyes were watering so hard because of the shear pain! Such a bafoon! Luckily, he didn’t touch my eye and I still had the gift of sight… I swear, if he made me blind I would not have been a happy bunny! But he didn’t, and we’re now friends again. Although, I’m never giving him a cuddle near that light ever again!

Secondly! I was doing my workout. Yes I know, very good Emily, I actually did it today! I’ll share the exercises in a minute. This is not my main point though. The real highlight is that Zac shaved his hair off! He is bald. Bald. No hair, light reflecting, full head bald! To be honest, when he started buzzing it off I did start to cry… it also reminded me of when I was about 10 years old where I also cried when my Dad shaved his hair off. Although a lot more hysterically back then as I couldn’t even look at him. Anyway, Zac shaved all his hair off and sorted his beard to go with it and I am actually very fond of the new look! I approve, he can keep it! The crying did stop immediately. I think going bald is obviously an emotional trigger for me. So yes! That happened, here is a picture of the handsome devil and Zac…

Ohh, I also think Zac was all gassed with his new haircut as he decided to make brownies AGAIN! Yay! Annnd we ate the WHOLE tray… if any of you see me again (If I survive isolation) and you’re not sure if it’s me because of all the weight I’ve gained from boredom eating. I can be identified by seeing if I have a scare under my left eye thanks to our Zeusykins!

Honestly, I think we have now come to our senses that we should stop eating trays of brownies, cookies and pastas smothered in cheese because at this rate we’re going to have cankles, frists, 4 tyres to match with 4 chins and it’ll just get out of hand. The gym is shut, we don’t go into work and we are staying active but I think our eating is over taking it. It’s stopping right now. 🎵 Lets get fit, don’t be a tit. Put down the cookie, you’re only a rookie. Get an ab, maybe 4, go for a run, get on the floor! Give me twenty, that’ll be plenty, go for a jog, you have no job… so don’t give me excuses, you’re a potato, look in the mirror, you need a tomato. You step away from the cookie, no more a rookie, you went for a run, you have a good bum, your tyres are leaving, no way you’re grieving. Look at you, such a poet, don’t you dare, think to throw it, don’t be absurd, this is fitness gold. Well have you heard, Zac is Bald?🎵 WOOOW I’ve impressed myself wow.

Anyhoo, they were the main points of today… also, apparently the schools aren’t opening back up until May! I could be trapped inside until May people! MAY!!! If this is going to be the case I need a new hobby as this running thing isn’t consistent because of the weather… and I still don’t like running… it lasted 2 days… I’m not a quitter, the weather is just being inconvenient and is a stoppage for this challenge (Thank you weather!) Any suggestions!?

My workout today!

▪️100 Lunges ▪️100 press ups ▪️100 squats ▪️100 shoulder press ▪️100 hip thrusts ▪️100 pistol squats ▪️100 back extensions ▪️100 bent over row ▪️100 ab circuit