🎵Guess who’s back, back again, Emily’s back Emily’s back Emily’s back Na Na, Na Na Naa Naa 🎵Just thrown in a remake of Eminem’s song for ya, enjoy.
I’ve just realised I basically took an 11 day break from writing, apologies. Honestly, I just didn’t want to write because in the first week, a lot was going on and I was sad… yes I was sad BUT now I’m not and I haven’t been for the past 4 days, I’ve just been lazy… when I say lazy, I mean L.A.Z.Y. The only thing I have been actively involved in are my online classes because it’s my job. Oh and my first and second sesh of boxing with Zac. I’m a natural… at not being a boxer. So let me catch you up…
Obviously on 11th March it was a very special day which is why my mood changed due to the treatment from my darling husband-to-be… still so strange to say! I’m so young! 23 years young actually! Happy Birthday to me for 4 days ago if anyone didn’t know. You should’ve known, and I’m very disappointed you didn’t do your research if you didn’t know. What are the odds that you share your birthday with your Fiancée’s Nan AND your best friend’s Nan… Coincidence? I think not.
What else… about a 10 days ago (note the correlation in the mood change) Zac and I were discussing and making plans to come home in the weeks just gone and we were going back and fourth on the best way to go to the UK and back without leaving the dogs for too long, without missing any work AND being there together. Many options came up and we ended up becoming set on one. BUT THEN just before we were going to book the flights, we were informed that if we came back to China we would have to pay £2800 EACH just to stay in a mandatory quarantine hotel for 2 weeks… that would be more than the trip to the UK alone. We’re not that rich so that made our mind up for us. Obviously it was sad because we wanted to go home, but wasn’t a possibility. Although, when looking at it, the quarantine price that stopped us was kind of a life-saver as now the rest of the world is blowing up with CORONAVIRUS and actually China is now looking like the safest place to be. I’m really sorry for what is about to happen in your country if you don’t all start washing your hands/seeing no other human being.
Zac and I were talking the other day (yes, we do that sometimes) that obviously we are pros at being in quarantine now and have hit Level 51 today! Of course, we’re hoping that the rest of the world doesn’t go into lockdown like China has and how Italy recently has, and we just want to reassure people that the Coronavirus doesn’t give you the poops so you can put down your extra 100 toilet rolls back on the shelf. China still had all the toilet paper in their supermarkets so I think you can relax… personal opinion.
Some insight on the home life… I think Zac and I have given up on forcing our love for home workouts… we did it for 6 weeks and we just can’t do it anymore… we want to hump a barbel. For those that don’t know, it’s the long metal pole in the gym. Also, I’ve become a ‘pro’ boxer… I’m not a pro but if I call myself a pro then I don’t feel like a baffoon when I smack my gloves together (it’s quite aesthetically pleasing). Oh and here’s a timeline of what happened the other morning at 5am to be exact…
- 5am: Lola pooped by the front door (She is house trained but she had a bad belly and couldn’t hold it. She was crying while pooping, bless her!
- 5:10am: Zac takes her outside and I clean the poop… Yay.
- 5:20am: We all go back to bed.
- 5:30am: Lola starts gagging/heaving, Zac picked her up off of the bed and onto the floor and she vomits all over the floor. I clean it up… Yay.
- 5:35am: We get back in bed
- 6:00am: Lola starts gagging/heaving AGAIN! Zac repeats putting her on the floor. She’s sick again. I clean, AGAIN! yay.
- 6:20am: Zeus the dick pees and poops on our Sofa Cushion 🙃 Zac volunteers as tribute to clean it.
- 6:30am: We all go back to bed… Bella pees on the floor because she’s only young. I cleaned it up whenever I got up…
H.O.W. D.E.L.I.G.H.T.F.U.L. The lesson from this story is to make sure you DO NOT turn your house into a zoo. I do STILL love them all. My head was so so SO close to exploding. It would have if Zac didn’t volunteer… he saved the animal’s heads, some would call him a hero.
So, that’s it really. I hope all of you have as much fun in isolation as I’m having 🥳🙃 Oh and I know my previous posts have been food obsessed sooo here is visual proof of how much I love cake (Zac bought me 7 full sized birthday cakes in total, if I have diabetes, it was worth it)
Tone & Travel 